If one thing has been made clear thus far in the Stanley Cup Playoffs its that Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache is a force to be reckoned with. Nobody, not a single player or coach in this year's playoffs can even be compare. I'm actually surprised that more teams haven't mandated that their coach attempt to grow something similar, considering that the championship winning coaches in recent Chicago sports history have all had impeccable caterpillar lips (I'm not sure about Ozzie because his is technically part of a goatee, and I can't understand him when he's yelling his guala guala talk)
Its truly a mark of masculine accomplishment when you're able to grow a mustache that doesn't make you look like you drive a rape van. Not only does Coach Q's stache put him in the same category of Chicago's championship winning coaches, but it commands attention and respect from all who bear witness to it. Kinda reminds me of another powerfully authoritative mustache...
Who wants a mustache ride?
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