As I have watched the Hawks smash the faces of the rest of the NHL this season well into the Stanley Cup Playoffs I can't help but notice the unenthusiastic reactions on the faces of those two-bit hacks in Canadian hockey stadiums across this continent while we're playing the Star Spangled Banner. Then after yawning through our national anthem they have a cute little sing-a-long to "Oh canada". Evidence of this load of bullfeathers can be seen in this video of the Blackhawks vs. Vancouver Canucks before game 3 of the recent playoff series. Fast forward to the 3:30 mark in the video if you don't want to watch some unnecessary warm up footage...
Now I'm an American, a god damn great one if I do say so myself, and in my expert opinion I think these Molson drinkers should be just a little more pumped that we allowed them to sing our national anthem. I understand the concept of an inferiority complex, and its inevitable that Canadians wake up every day feeling like the younger, less handsome brother while they watch Americans run shit and pull mad pussy all over town. I get it, it just doesn't feel fair, but that doesn't excuse them from showing a little respect. After all, they're only here because we let them.
By the way, your bacon is just ham,
Proud Chicgoan,
Even prouder American
Now I'm an American, a god damn great one if I do say so myself, and in my expert opinion I think these Molson drinkers should be just a little more pumped that we allowed them to sing our national anthem. I understand the concept of an inferiority complex, and its inevitable that Canadians wake up every day feeling like the younger, less handsome brother while they watch Americans run shit and pull mad pussy all over town. I get it, it just doesn't feel fair, but that doesn't excuse them from showing a little respect. After all, they're only here because we let them.
Here's how real men sing the songs of their homeland, take some fucking notes Canada.
This following video was taken before the 1991 NHL All-Star game at Chicago Stadium. Watch and learn bitches...
By the way, your bacon is just ham,
Proud Chicgoan,
Even prouder American
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