May 11, 2010 (CHICAGO) -- Playboy readers who can only imagine what it would look like if a centerfold jumped right off the page are getting new specs to help them see into Hef's world.
The magazine's June edition hits newsstands Friday equipped with 3-D glasses. Now the toy that has kids dodging dragons, meatballs and tall blue aliens at the movies will help adults focus on what is, at first glance, a very blurry Playmate of the Year.
"What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Probably a naked lady."
Hmmm....I may need more arms here...Are you telling me that its suppose to look like this pornstar in literally popping out of the magazine at me? How am I suppose to 1. hold the magazine 2.have my hand on my junk and 3.try to fondle a a 3D pornstar? What the hell if I lose the glasses, do I have to go squinty eyes?! You nerds are even making waking off difficult..
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